my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
(Source: churchofcheesus)
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing







